Styles for the Guys

Btw smart = cool.

         Ok so you fellas are gonna think that I'm bashing you again, but no, I'm just here to merely help you. I mean it's about time somebody took it upon them-self to teach you all how to be real men and well luckily yours truly has decided to be here for you all. [lolz] Ok so I know a guy who wants to know what's in style and what they can wear to look good for the ladies and not look like a complete mess. And well I respect this plea for help, because only the strong can admit they're wrong. So yes this interest in fashion is not gay at all, a lot of guys these days are metro and well it's to win over the ladies, so what can be wrong about that. Just think about it, girls luv gay guys because gay guys know how to dress and look good just the sad part is...  they're just not that it us, but see if a straight guy looked that good.... well then he's a winner.

     So I know last time I told you all about your hair, and now it's about ur clothes, but it's only because I care deeply =(. You see, when you're selling something, you don't just sell piece of it - you don't just sell the baara, noooo you need to have the channa. That's why you can't just have the hair to pick up the ladies, you gotta have the wear! And then, only then will you be a nice little package, wrapped up in grease paper..perfect to sell [ well personality is another part of the package but there's only so much I can do for that =S] Ok so let's get down to business..... We're looking at the cool styles for guys ;). Just remember fashion is fit, function and self expression. Here we go, head to toe =).

                                                            Your Shirt.

           Ok so you the trick to living in society, is to look decent! You want to come off as a respectable young man at all times, you don't wanna be emo, you don't wanna be gansta, you don't wanna be.. umm ok idk what you call this but trust me you don't wanna be all colored skinny jeans, with the plaid scarf, shades and colorful shoes. Follow my advice and you will seem like a respectable person who any father wouldn't mind sending their daughter on a date with and most of all you will earn respect if you look good. I mean yes, girls can be fussy, and well it's gonna take me some time to get over that fact that I won't meet a Dastan in Trinidad but I mean the most you all can do is help the healing process by dressing good. Basically the way you dress says a lot about who you are, so listen carefully to what I have to say [ahem* read carefully]. So the first thing you do wrong is the fit, FASHION IS FIT, if you wanna look good your clothes have to fit you good, it can't be too tight and it can't be too loose.

  So this is a normal fit tee, note how nothing is printing out yet its still slim fitting enough to show body shape.

So now that you know how your clothes should fit you, you should know what to wear =P. So You wanna look normal, because girls don't really go for the weirdos, and well to keep things simple we'll go with your basic shirt and tee shirt. First up the tee shirt, you wanna keep things real simple because you're just that kind of guy- the laid back guy who cares how he looks but he doesn't care more than the girl herself. So to pull off the laid back casual jack look, choose a simple tee, that means that you should not go up inna d Westport and buy the shiniest one you see.

Tee shirt with bling is a no-no, it tells me that you don't have a style of your own because everyone's wearing the same thing, it tells me your don't have a mirror cause you're wearing that in public and it tells me that I should not be checking you out. [Looks away immediately] I like shiny things, like I LOVE SHINY things but NOT ON A GUY. Also try and stay away from Francis Fashion Sales, like yea maybe you could find some good stuff in there if you shop but all this Ed Hardy...... It's not easy on the eyes.

This is really distracting and well if you have a nice face, it really takes away from it because we're just staring at the blinding tee, all that gold n thing not cool. And all those outrageous prints, wings n creatures n ting pon your whole back, yea its too much. Go for more simple simple shirts, it can make you seem like you have your head on right and you make your own decisions and that you aren't just consumed by this so called teenage fashion that everyone's doing.

You wanna go, if not for a plain tee, a rather normal design, a small motif or something that is not so entirely eye catching as rhinestones and what not. Notice how plain these printed tees look.

               So in terms of shirts, you wanna do the same thing, stay away from large prints with rhinestones, you want to keep things simple. You also want the same slim fitting fit. Also for those of you who like plaid shirts, now yea plaid, that's a great idea it can give you that whole rugged lumberjack look which is a win, but you have to know how to wear it, i.e. that means  DO NOT GO FOR CRAZY COLORFUL PLAID.... it makes us question ur sexuality.

<---- NO!

NO!-----> 

YES!

       Hey you can even try this button down look, with a plain white tee inside.... Wait hold up note how I said buttoned down with shirt inside?? That means that you shouldn't button down ur shirt midway to ur chest when u have nothing underneath because chest hair is a no-no and well unless you have a real nice ripped body... then don't do it, like seriously don't do it, it's scary =S

            POLOS! Polos are a great way to look simple an sophisticated as it lends its design to both shirts and tee shirts. Big stripes like this is a do, because horizontal stripes can give the illusion that things are wider than they actually are, so especially if ur a skinny guy this is a do cause it can make u look bigger than u are [ in a good way that is] and also the stripes are not too thin to be blinding.

   So polos can make u look more sophisticated and smart, all the same while being casual and since not a lot of people wear polos, this can be ur chance to stand out. This is also a great way to support your fav football team without wearing those big hideous football shirts that are made from shiny materials in bright bold colors.

<-----This shirt here is a no no, especially if it doesn't fit you good.

So another thing that can be worn-waistcoats, that's a excellent way to make you seem sophisticated but it has to fit you well. Wearing a waistcoat for a formal event has been over done though, so spice things up and make it casual; a nice jeans, three quarter sleeve shirt and a nice waistcoat ;)

Another thing you wanna watch is a hoodie, hoodies are casual and comfy but listen buddy you're living in Trinidad where the sun is always hot, so unless it's raining or it's night time then don't wear a hoodie plz.... you just look dumb! And you don't want to look like those emo fools, so choose a nice one that you can mix and match, not necessarily a black go for unique passable colors such as grey and navy, white is just too much and gets dirty fast =(.

Another way to keep warm yet look sophisticated and smart...is to wear a pullover although I'm not a big fan of this. Wearing argyle seems to make you seem smart and well girls like smart guys.

I'm not a fan of the one on the top right hand corner, I would stay away from prints like that..... it's just too much!!! TOO MUCH ARGYLE IS BADD. Talk about nerd!! =P

And yet another way to look unbelievably smart and sophisticated is to wear .... a cardigan. It's much better than a pullover in the sense that you can button down when it gets hott [ and remember you live in Trinidad, I know some of all yuh does forget that nuh] And plus it's now coming back in style so it shows that you're a trend setter.

And well when you need fashion inspiration, just watch a little Gossip Girl. The guys on GG have great style seeing that the show has a great costume designer. And I mean I'm sure ur either a Dan, Nate or a Chuck, so they pretty much have you covered. I personally love Chuck's style, lolz soo quirky =) Just note how he can wear suspenders like a pro.

                                 

Your Accessories.

          So fashion, FASHION IS FUNCTION! Fashion works if it's useful, for example; wearing a nice scarf in the fall or winter is fashionable, but wearing a plaid scarf in Trinidad is stupid. Wearing a cool winter hat in the cold to keep ur ears warm is fashionable, but wearing a winter hat in Trinidad is stupid. Basically, I frown upon the scarf, it serves no purpose and it does not help you look better. You see, the scarf is just so much fabric that it wears you, you don't wear the scarf, so a lot of the focus ends up on the scarf.

So we talked about function. Shades! The word Shades comes from the word Shade, which is what it provides the wearer. This means that wearing shades, shades your eyes from the sun, so when you wear shades inside and on cloudy days and all the damn time.... you look stupid. So only wear shades when you need them, also choose shades that are flattering to you face [ I hope you already knew that =S]

Ties are an excellent way to look good/smart as well. What you want to look for is a skinny tie, you would have noticed that some ties are broader than others, go for the skinny one. It has come to my attention that many guys are 'trying' to rock pink ties, but the key to rocking a pink tie is to wear a pastel shade, a more muted shade a of pink looks better than that fuchsia crap your wear around your neck. Don't get me wrong, I luv fuchsia but as a tie, its just too distracting and takes away from the rest of the outfit. Striped ties are a win as well.... sumbody say Slytherin!<3

Ok well this is just a fail on soo many levels..... THE TATTOO SLEEVE! Here's the rule, if you're to chicken to get real tattoos then you don't deserve the right to pretend you have tattoos! Yea it's just a major fail, like imagine you meet this girl with your fake tattoos and well the next day she's all like ' Hun I wanna see your tattoos'... what do you say, 'Sry babes, I don't have real tattoos'???? Another thing is, you all wear sleeves that don't even match your skin tone, so you can't even trick the girl that those tattoos are real in the first place. So say no to tattoo sleeves.

FAIL!

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Your Pants. 

So like shirts, fit is important. You want to wear good fitting pants! Pants which are too tight can actually cause infertility and look rly wrong, whilst wearing baggy pants can make you look like a clown. And seriously, that whole have ur boxers showing thing, just doesn't cut it! I hate to see guys wearing their pants under their butt, it look hooligan-ish and and well looking like that will not earn you the respect you desire.

what you want to do is wear a straight leg pants, because not only is it slim fitting it can make your legs look longer, hence making you look taller <--- Tip for the shorties out there.

You also want to STAY AWAY FROM COLORED PANTS. Like seriously, do I need to explain this?? Yea I don't think so, just don't wear it plz.

You can also feel free to wear dress pants for a classy, sophisticated look and also board shorts for a more fun and laid back look.

If you're going to wear shorts like the blue one, you may want to wear a plain tee with it so that you are not a walking eyesore. 

Cargo pants are also making a comeback so be individual and give it a try before everyone else is wearing it and making it lame =(

Your shoes

You want to keep things simple, you want your shoes to compliment your whole outfit so DO NOT WEAR THE RAINBOW. Wearing colorful shoes like this can really take away from a good outfit rather than enhance it, so be careful as to what you do. Just don't look to crazy! And remember to mix it up, going to lime by friends or some thing, you could wear flip flops, going out with friends, you can wear sneakers, going to meet the girl, you can wear dress shoes. Just don't have one pair of converse that you wear to everything please.

I know I said FASHION IS SELF EXPRESSION, but honestly I know that there isn't a dying artist inside of you and nothing in your life inspired you to wear these things except your drive to look good and well now you know what looks good and what doesn't.

And well if you are not a fashionista, you basically need these basics and well you can mix and match your life. =)

Things Girls Do [1]

                  Ok so I will admit that guys aren't the only ones that can be annoying.... girls can really have a hit at it as well. But in being a girl, I can vouch for some of these annoying things lolz, having been guilty of a few of them =( Sry world! Yes, but some of them I really can't explain because I just don't get it either. So to all the guys who claim girls are really hard to understand and find that they do pretty dumb annoying things, hopefully this can help and clear up any misunderstandings lolz. So here's a list on annoying things done by girls, mainly on Facebook:-


1. So one of the many things that girls do to annoy guys is abuse the word LOL! Apparently guys find this super annoying and well other girls find this annoying as well. But having been guilty of abusing LOL, I must clear the air and say that I use 'lolz' not LOL =P Ok that's not a an excuse. The reason is because saying LOL is the only thing you can say when you have nothing to say. When a girl says LOL it doesn't necessarily means that she laughing at everything you say, it means she doesn't know how to respond to what you just said and that LOL is the only thing she can say without being mean or ignoring you.

2. All the girls like Twilight, well nearly all of them. But the best is, they say they hate reading books yet Twilight is their favorite book and they can read it over and over and over. No offence but I just don't get it, mainly because don't like Twilight, I don't know which is worse the book or the movie =S And honestly I would rather study than have to read that book again lolz. Anyways this is one of the minor annoying things that girls do, and I can semi get over it if I blame their behavior on their hormones. Like the annoying part is not so much the lying and saying how you hate to read books yet you read books, the annoying part is the Twilight Obsession. The only thing that really annoys me, is the fact that people assume just because you are a teenage girl - you automatically 'love' Twilight. No thank you, it's not my cup of tea, it doesn't have a plot.

3. So another thing that girls do, is say that they would rather have guy friends than girls because girls are too comessy. Yes I understand that girls are comessy,but you're a girl too =S And plus I think guys gossip just as much as girls- if only u knew what I do [ don't worry I'll tlk bout it in another post =P], Yea so guys are just as bad, and I don't understand how you can only have guy friends. Like don't you need to talk about girly stuff like clothes, n boys, n other necessary girly things that we go through everyday?!?! Wouldn't it be weird telling a guy those stuff?? I don't rly know, I never did that so I wudn't know how guys would react to that. Another thing is ... if you only hang around guys, it can sometimes come off to other people that you are just seeking male attention... just letting you know. Yes people can find this annoying.. sry.

4. Ok so it annoys people that when you take a black and white  picture, or any other kind of edited picture, you automatically think you are a photographer.I guess it can be annoying if you over do it, but I really can't vouch for this because I'm guilty as charged..... I like to take random scenery pics n stuff n feel all photographerish!!! And plus I love to edit pics as well and I guess I already over did it because I have a whole album on fb dedicated to my random pics of photography. My reason for this----> I need a life! Idk I like taking pictures, even before digital camera days =P And well I have seen groups on fb supporting photographers n people real liking it up, sadly those people can't take good pics. Laura Ferreira for the the win! Check it out:-http://lauraferreira.com/ [Bonus; she's local] Oh and btw guys are totally guilty of this as well.

5. Ok yea I don't get this!!!! I just don't!! I don't get the fren-sibling thing =S. Like I see people who have their whole bloody school as their family! I cud accept somebody putting their 2 or 5 best friends as their siblings.... but when you decide to put 10 people as your mother, a next 10 as your father and bout 40 as your brothers n sisters.... YOU ARE OVER DOIN IT!!  I don't know about allyuh but my parents wud be pissed if they saw me putting fools as them on fb lolz. They'd be like; 'That's ur mudda??? I didn't know dat??! She go wash ur uniform for Monday!' Yea my mom bad like that n worse yet if its a friend that she doesn't know ' He's your fadda?!?! That ugly boy u put as ur fadda?! At least put somebody better looking nah.' lmao. I didn't even want to put my real sibling as my sibling on fb, d only reason I did, is because I think I hurt his feelings when I ignored him. Anyways...not cool to be related to ur whole school. Boys do this too btw!!!!

6. Ahaha well this is done by guys as well. Yuh hadda let everybody know what you doing, where you going and where you went. Now I could understand, if it's a wall post to ur friend or if somebody asked......or if you soo cool even Manning wanna know where you at! But truth is.. your not! Manning don't even wanna know your name! puh-leaze and if this is what you like to do.... give fb a break and explore Twitter please. I mean Twitter is an awesome way to see if people care about wat the hell you do wit your life, eg; the number of people following you is the number of people who care about what you have to say. I joined Twitter because everybody was talking about it and well I only have like 9 people following me I think... and well 3 are my friends who I call to tell dem crap anyways and the other 6 are people from school. It's been 9 for the past year, and so I learnt the hard way that people don't care and well you should know that they don't care about ur life as well..... unless they ask you. So don't buss out wit ur outta timing limes as ur status plz. Some times a little mystery can be intriguing =P

7. Ok well guys and girls, mainly girls go crazy like a whole set of pages. And well if this annoys you, I can vouch because I often spend hours sitting in front my computer liking nonsense, well not nonsense.... things I can relate to =P The reason for this is because some of those likes are funny and because I am soo bored. Like around 2 in the morning when I can't sleep and nobody is online, I will just go through pages and like stuff. It's not my fault lolz. But I will try and stop, pshhh who am I kidding... it's not like I do it all the time and you people need to read these likes.... hilarious stuff lolz. But yea I guess people can really over do it with their silly likes. But btw who makes these like pages man?? like seriously plz stop with the cheesy crap, nobody likes ; Girl: who do you luv? Boy: You! Girl: why don't you tell the world then? Boy: I already told the world, you are my world! ..Awwwzz. No that does not deserve an awww, that is just not cool because guys don't say things like that and girls aren't that bold faced.

8. Ok this one is a win! Girls have a major tendency to post up a pretty pic of themselves looking all prettified, real close up n ting wit the sexy pose... and then what..... they caption it; ' Eww I look so gross, dislike!' Now I really don't get it, my best guess it that these girls want attention, ahem... ATTENTION WHORES much? and they want comments or sumthing so in saying that 'Eww I look ugly', a lot of people would comment and  be like 'Omg noo ur gorgeous.' Now that's annoying. Here's what people, we're gonna protest! Every time you see somebody do that, resist the urge to comment and say something nice, maybe they'll stop. And if your like me... resist the urge to say, 'I agree' =P lolz. I think if you honestly thought you looked gross in that picture, then you would have never put it up on facebook for everyone to see! For example, I know I'm not a super model and that my pics aren't the best but I don't comment and say gross unless it's really gross and most likely that picture was posted by a friend. Trust me I have rly, rly bad pics, like whoaaa, but those things are not for the internet, like if that goes up I probably won't be able to get a job in the future =S.

Ok so those are some annoying things that we do, and well I kinda gave reasons for most of them and for the ones that I didn't, then maybe you can explain yourself. Hmm well  I think that should be interesting, don't you? Lolz, well that's all for now, oh yea I'm kinda lacking inspiration and things to talk about, so feel free to suggest topics =).

Sighs

              Ok well I came across this stuff when I was really bored, and I was thinking that they really do apply to life.... like some of them apply to people, and the rest to CAPE!! lolz Well have as much fun as I did =).

For all my attention whores =)

So very, very true =(

You could say that again =S

My secret desire =D

To all the players out there who treat girls like Pokemon, catching them all won't make you the very best =)

Teehee =D

Ahah I love this!

      

El Espanol de Google

      Ok, soo I'm taking a break from the dumb things guys do this weekend, n well I'm bringing you something a little different. Sometime during this week I recovered my long lost ability to speak Spanish- which is now nothing but a mere shadow of what it used to be. And I also discovered the amazing Google Translate- which I believe can be very inaccurate when it comes to translations. So today you get to see them both at work!! =D YAY!! 
      So a few lines from different songs have been chosen for me to translate into Spanish. Please note that I only learnt the very basics of Spanish in school and for the last two years I haven't done a word of Spanish because I was studying French. So after I translate that, we'll see what Google Translate said about what I said. Now let's see my brilliance at work! =P


1.Original line: Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you.
My Spanish: Todas las noches en mi dreamos , yo vu tu, yo tucho tu.
Google Translate: Every night in my dreamos, I vu you, me, your cartridge.

2.Original line: I can be your hero baby, I can take away the pain.
My Spanish: Yo ser te hero babe, yo quiero hace el duele muerte.
Google Translate: I be your hero babe, I want to make the painful death.


3.Original line: I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.
My Spanish: Me levante en la manana como P. Diddy.
Google Translate: I woke up in the morning as P. Diddy. <---- Most Accurate One lolz


4.Original line: You change your mind, like a girls changes clothes.
My Spanish: Tu change te cabeza, como las muchachas change las ropas.
Google Translate: Your head will change as the girls change clothes.


5.Original line: Black dress, with the tights underneath- she's got the breath of the last cigarette on her teeth.
My Spanish: Ropa negra, y les pantalones subo- ella tienes la boca de finito cigar pon ella dientes.
Google Translate: Black clothes and pants they go up, she got the mouth of finite cigar put her teeth.


6.Original line: So you dare tell me who to be, who died and made you king of anything?
My Spanish: Epa, tu dice a me que a ser, que muerte y hacer tu le rein de todos les tings.
Google Translate: Hey, you tell me who to be, that your death and make you queen of all them tings.

Things Guys Do [2].

     Well guess what everybody?!?!!? It's that special time of the week when you all get to read how annoying guys can be =). So last week, we had a couple of pointers and well nobody disagreed.... so we'll just go with the hunch that I'm right. And well this week I doubt that I'll be wrong =P So let's continue this random list of things guys do.
Things Guys do:-
5. Guys have really weird hairstyles. 
Ok so I kno us girls have sum really weird do's and we can be really extreme with our hair but it's just because we have soo much and we like to experiment. But OMG! You guys have really limited hair and yet the things you all do with it! I had no idea a guy could style his hair in soo many ways..... back in my day guys, I don't even think guys used to comb their hair =S lolz, and it was only when I was like 8 or 9, guys started spiking up their hair- I remember my cousin used to finish a  bottle of gel in a week. Don't get me wrong, it's gud that you guys take interest in how you look.... but usually when one grooms themselves, it's supposed to be for the better! Guys, you have some flat out RIDICULOUS hairstyles!!!! So the main point you all should know is that girls like a guy with nice hair- that's probs why ppl like Bieber [it's the only reason I cud think of =S]. And since a lot of you guys don't have a good face or body to work wit, MAKE GOOD USE OF YOUR HAIR. So with those words in mind  like to point out the following;

I believe the faux hawk came out in Trinidad like 2 years ago or sumthing? Anyways it's still in style... well I hope so becuz nearly every guy in Trini has one, and you all THINK you look soo hottt! But truth in the matter is you all don't, some of you could pass but whoaaa the rest... YOU RENDER ME SPEECHLESS  AND THROW ME INTO A LAUGHING COMA!!!  
Like what is this -------------------------->
I'll tell you what that is! It's a MESS! Don't leave your house with your head looking like that plz.


So as if that wasn't bad enough, fellas like to go all out and add COLOR! And as if allyuh Indians weren't coolie enough, you just had to add RED AND BLONDE!! And you walk like you're so fly, but rly... u all jsut look like BIRDS!!!

THIS IS CALLED THE ROOSTER!! cock-a-doodle doo! =P Sry I couldn't find any pics of the Cockatoo to show you all =(.

I believe this is how a faux hawk should look:

Another infamous hairstyle is to attain the 'emo' look. So for some reason they have real depressed Trinis out there, and I don't mean to point it out but I will - most of them are Indians and well I'm wondering if they're not getting enough roti in their diet =S.Lolz well I guess they're scene emo, not cut urself emo [ even thought sum of them claim that they cut themselves]. So yea you all ever take a walk in Trincity Mall on a Saturday?? Well if you haven't, just go one day and take in the crowd, you'll swear something is wrong with today's youth. Anyways, enuff of my thoughts, the real deal here, is ur 'emo' hair! This my friends is what emo hairstyles should look like:

Note how well flat ironed their bangs are, look how healthy their hair looks. Note the lack of grease as well.

Now this is what you all look like:

Note how burnt his hair looks =S Note how ridiculous he looks after having seen the previous photo lolz. Wellz I'm sry folks but I have seen the 'real emo ppl' =P lolz.  I've seen the guys who spend more time straightening their hair than I do, I've seen them with their extensions and cool hair colors- in comparison my friends.... you all look  BLOODY RIDICULOUS. And for those of you ehem, 'emos' out there, plz don't color your hair so that it looks like this, plz I beg, PLZ DON'T DO THIS:- it's not as cool as it seems.

 I know Trinidad have real bad humidity and ting and that could tend to make ur hair frizz and what not, the solution is, DON'T DO IT! But I know allyuh can't resist, so I advise that you use product like, 'Advance Techniques; Frizz Control Lotus Shield' and not  products which make ur hair too greasy[ you would be able to know these products after having used them, not everything works for every body]. Plz avoid using gel, or for the most  TOO MUCH GEL, or else you would just look like this:

Note how his hair starts to clump together! YUCKY =S lolz, yes this does not come off as appealing, avoid using a lot of gel in ur hair at all times. When you apply a lot of gel, we can notice becuz the light reflects off ur head. It looks as if u rubbed two saheenas on your head =(  Look at the following picture, see how bad the guy on the right looks- thats how you look when u have too much gel in ur hair.

On the note of using gel, guys tend to slick their hair down in what we call the 'church boy'. Like yea.... who does the church boy these days??? Like it's cute on little boys, but seriously..... ur 19/20- TRY AND FIND SOMETHING THAT WORKS FOR YOU.

If you do the church boy, don't slick it down!!!! You can still manage to rock a side part with ungreasy hair which just gives a healthy shine.

And guys with longish hair, idk what to say about allyuh. some of allyuh is a mess, some of allyuh have better hair than me. But if you want to have long hair and not too sure what's a good look, consider this;

6. Guys use girls.

 So guys use girls and well that's not nice. When a guy uses a girl, there's usually another girl involved- it's either to make a girl jealous, such as a previous girlfriend or it could be to get to know another girl better, this girl is usually best friends with the girl they're using. Or maybe it could be becuz the girl has cool stuff, idk like maybe a cool car or sumthing like that, which guys like. Mainly guys use girls to give themselves ranks! And so  I humbly ask all you guys out there to stop using girls, plz. It's hurtful, very hurtful. Don't go around dating girls just so that ur friends will think ur cool- date sumbody that u actually like and intend for ur relationship to last more than 6 weeks.I know that it's easier to talk to an ugly girl than it is to talk to a pretty girl- but that doesn't mean that you should befriend someone to get to their friend. Now befriending ppl isn't wrong, but it is wrong when you befriend a girl who you would normally be caught dead talking to ,just to get to know her friend. Honestly, just grow a pair and go talk to the girl herself, DON'T USE HER FRIEND AS  A PAWN. Don't use a girl to get ur ex jealous becuz to make a girl think that you like her is just really cruel, if you are going to use her - honestly just tell her. Befriend her and let her know that you still have feelings for ur ex and that u wud like to know if she wud help u get her back. Honestly I think any girl would be willing to help you if they understand ur situation, so make them understand.  Making her fall in 'love' wit u, just to break her heart a few days later is uncool.Don't use girls for their possessions or else they will DROP KICK YOU. So basically if u have girls as ur friends, it's ok they'll help you and what not; but don't go around  talking to girls conveniently, preying on their feelings because you will regret it in due time.

7. Guys only talk to 'pretty' girls.

Guys have a tendency to only talk to you, when you're pretty. So let's say that a girl goes to extra classes, we shall call her Radica [lolz] and she dresses bummy- meaning that she's wearing slack jeans/ loose t-shirt/ messy hair/ no make up. It is pretty much safe to say that guys there WON'T RUSH to talk to her, becuz even though Radica looks like 'crap' =P, there will always be a girl there who takes the time to comb her hair and what not to look bess, so let's call her Pussungi [ lolz x2]. And from keen observations I can tell you that guys will flock around Pussungi and not even notice that Radica is there, the most she'll probably get is a 'Hi'. But later that day, Radica and Pussungi end up at a social gathering and Squeaks  from extra classes is there. Well as you probably figured- Squeaks ignored Radica all day today, but that evening after talking to Pussungi, he walks Radica's way for a lil one on one convo!! Why?? Well one could only assume it's because Radica is now looking BESS. Yes, guys you are soooo guilty of this! Guys make it their business to talk to a girl when she's looking hott and they want everybody to see them talking to  this HOTT girl and this therefore carries us back to #6- Guys use girls. Listen fellas, I'm sure you know girls like Radica and well the whole Cinderella story[ prince noticing her for the 1st time @ the ball scene] not gonna work for u becuz I'm very sure u have this girl on facebook and I'm sure u have looked through her pics already. Here's what, I know you guys are really shallow, so after having looked through her pics you should know by now if she looks good wen she dresses up or if they have no hope fuh she at all [ everybody has different tastes]. So she look rel nice in that pic @ she tanty wedding, niceee. Now all you have to do is talk to her all the time whether she's dressed up or not if u still want to have a chance with her. I always say: IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME AT MY WORST THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST. I think it's true. If a guy thinks I'm disgusting when I look like crap, den he doesn't deserve to be in my presence when I look my best. So guys appreciate girls at all times and if her looks are that important to you then I don't think you're ready to be in a relationship or even be out here looking for one, becuz what's on the inside matters most - just keep window shopping mutely ... wat else could I say??

8. Guys are players.

Guys are players, and the line ' Don't hate the player, hate the game' is completely out of bounds when making excuses for your behavior. It's not a game, if girls wanted to play a friggin' game they'd be watching GSN!!!  IT'S CALLED A RELATIONSHIP NOT A GAME! Girls mature faster and tend to want a steady relationship, it doesn't have to be really serious- she just wants to know that at the end of the day, she's the only girl you rly like and to hear you say how lucky you are to have her =) Guys on the other hand tend to chase more than 1 girl at any one time. Why??? Guys answer me this- Why be a player??? Ok so you're sweet talking every girls you see... why? Do you think that if you have 5 girls, there's a greater possibility of one of those 5 liking you whereas wit 1 girl, the possibility is slimmer?? Well wrong! So out of those five girls, the one who actually likes you will be the one who's looking at you all the time cuz blah blah blah she thinks ur cute and can't keep her eyes off you- Do you think dat with her secretly stealing glances at you that she won't see you talking to 4 other girls?? She most likely will and then she'll think that you like dem and not her- CHANCES RUINED. Do you think its makes you a  BAD BOY?? No, it makes you a BOTTOM!!  Is it that you have no respect for women?? It must be that, becuz seriously, having 5 relationships simultaneously? You know that only 1 could last forever, so why break 5 hearts? Do you want to be lonely forever? Don't believe in love?HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MONOGAMY ?? If your reasons are to deal with the last 3 points, plz go to church/temple/mosque from now on- You need God =S. Anyways nobody wants a player, it's either ur in or ur out- you can't stand in the bloody door way. But most of you guys aren't players in the sense that u have 5 girls, it's more in the sense that u are chasing 5 girls at the same time. Darlings, if you put all that energy you spend chasing 5 girls into chasing 1 girl, you might actually have a girlfriend. So please re-assess ur life, and get ur act together.

     Wow ok, so this is really long!! =S =O I tried to cover all the ridiculous hairstyles, but I don't think I did becuz u guys have soo many!! =S. Well that's it for this week's list of annoying/confusing/ gay things that guys do =). So yes, girls if you know guys who do these things, feel free to tell them about this post [ subtly post it on their wall with a 'YOU HAVE TO READ THIS' =P lolz]  and guys plz take note, I'm only trying to help =) lolz. Go try n fix ur hair now.

Things Guys Do [1].

       Ok so guys say that girls are really complicated and they don't understand them at all...and I agree! But I mean who are they to trash girls when they are just the same! Like, there are things guys do that girls just don't get, there are things that they do that make no sense at all and there are things that they do that are just plain out GAY! So girls obviously put their owning meanings to things cuz nobody judges better and assumes better than girls. So idk, if there are any guys reading this maybe they can correct me if I'm wrong [ I'm rarely wrong btw =P].
So there are a couple of things guys do, and well it's hard to classify it into categories, so let's begin this list of things guys do in a complete random order  =)
Things Guys do :-
1. Guys tell you that they work out.
In a totally random way, guys find sum way to mention that they work out, it doesn't even make sense!  Idk why at the end of a convo they have to be like, ' Ok bye I'm gonna work out' or at the beginning, ' Wow, I just finished working out' or sum where during the convo they like to randomly interject, 'Wow I don't wanna go to the gym' or, 'I'm soo tired from gym'. Oh and what about the ultimate best..... Posting it as ur facebook status!!!!! Classic! So why do guys do this?? Idk! I would assume it's because they are trying to impress u. Sry, but unless we ask, it doesn't rly impress the ladies, if u want us to know that u work out-  we should see sum real evidence of that, and not be totally shocked that u actually work out wen I see it as ur status pon d book =(


2. Guys wait for you to talk to them first.
Ok, idk y, but guys wait for girls to talk to them first! A guy would watch you for more than 5 mins, u know for sure that he's interested in you.... yet he refuses to talk to you. Padna that is ur loss! So yea, idk if guys play hard to get or what, or maybe they wanna feel special that a girl came up to them today.. idk. Guys, you should know that for the past centuries,  men courted women, you should know that playing hard to get is a woman's job, you should know that the act of u trying to impress the girl through romantic gestures[ not by telling her that u work out] is what gives way to real relationships, not the petty crap that most people fool themselves with. And personally, even if I like you I would wait for you to talk to me .... I don't go man hunting. So guys if you like a girl, go talk to her! I mean you don't have to tell her u like her rite away, but simple convo is just fine. And wen I say talk I don't mean facebook chat, msn or texting, talk to her and tell her you like her over the phone or in person. And if you are gonna wait for the girl to tell you that she likes you or for her to talk to you first..... yuh go stay rite there!


3. Guys don't know how to start a convo.
Yes I know I told you all to make the first move in # 2, that's why I'll teach you how to...lolz. Ok so wen you want to talk to a girl.... don't lie! If you see her reading a book, don't approach her saying, 'Wow that book was rly gud, u'll enjoy,' if u never read the book. If you read the book... good move! The convo can then be about books which is a good start... but if u didn't then u dead hoss!!!!! They will eventually find out u lied and then they will avoid talking to you,... unless before she gives you a death stare you tell her that ur joking. Also, don't act like u are the hottest thing known to man, but still maintain a sense of confidence - it can have that whole bad boy appeal, but remember don't be over confident cuz den we'll just wanna kick you where the sun don't shine. DO NOT POKE! Don't poke the girl , just don't poke her!!!!! Virtual poking maybe acceptable on fb and its probs becuz nobody rly checks their pokes but don't do it in person unless you're rly rly jaw dropping hott ok. Yea, so basically try to create a comfortable atmosphere where they won't mind talking to you, avoid freaking them out or allowing them to think ur a freak by doing weird things..... like poking them. Maybe you could try a more subtle approach like, 'Hey, you do the hw?', a lil awkwardness could be cute.. but only if it makes them laugh. That's all I could rly say.. it's more a practical experience sry. =/


4. Guys talk to girls about their friend/s.
So for some reason, guys find it necessary that during their convo with you to somehow ask you about ur fren . So for example, Squeaks will be talking to you gud gud, 'Wat u doin?', 'How was ur day?' and then all of a sudden, Squeaks just ups and says, ' So umm ur friend, Pushmatie doh like meh?', 'Tell she I was only joking nah', 'Pushmatie like meh?'. Guys what's that about?? Are u trying to make it clear that u are not interested in us? Are u trying to make us jealous? Do you really like Pushmatie? Are you trying to find out information on Pushmatie? Plz tell me cuz I don't know!! So here it is, if u are trying to make it clear that u are uninterested in us... then just don't talk to us, sooner or later we'll get the hint. If you trying to make us jealous den sry, becuz as girls, if our frens like a guy, we learn to accept it....... so we'll familiarize ourselves wit the fact that u don't like us and that u like Pushmatie and well... basically u just ruined ur chances. Also if you are trying to make it seem that ur attention is else where.. it's not flattering to us----> CHANCES RUINED. If it is that u rly do like Pushmatie... den why the hell u telling us???? Go and talk to Pushmatie! Don't be talking to US, telling US how u like HER!!! That's just ridiculous, so we go and tell our frens about it, i.e including Pushmatie and we laugh at u!!!!! And well if u trying to play a lil Sherlock Holmes... I sry eh, But I doh BUSS FILES. Even though girls like to gossip, we don't buss we fren's  files.... if you wanna find out sumthing about her, go and ask her plz. Allyuh real ridiculous eh! =P

           So yes that's it for now, four things that guys do that we don't get and they should stop..... In due time, I will continue this list and teach you guys how to be real men. So that one day u'll sweep the girl of ur dreams off her feet and live happily ever after... becuz alyuh too damn chupid to figure it out by alyuhself!  I rel sry for the harshness, but guys these days, most of allyuh rel gay n sad and that makes me sad =(...... but don't wry I will help you to not be gay and sad, just follow the advice =)

Topless Pics

NB: the important points of this article will be in caps and I am not randomly shouting at you =P

       So it appears that the world is on facebook - the fastest growing social network! Now reasoning only stands that if the world is seeing you... then you MUST LOOK GOOD! That's why you choose your best pic as ur profile picture and for those ppl who dont put pictures of themselves and instead they put cartoons n pics of celebrities....... why do u do that? Is it becuz u don't want creepy ppl to stalk you???? Well newsflash, without a pic of urself everybody else thinks YOU ARE A CREEPY STALKER PERSON. So to assume the role of a normal person, please put a decent pic of yourself, now see the keyword is 'DECENT'. Please note that I did not say hott or sexy or other words like that becuz facebook is not a playboy magazine and the world does not need to see u in ur booty shorts on ur bed as a first impression. And if ur like me, you may not be the best looking person out but certain angles can actually make u better looking - trust me =P. Yea so even if it's rare that u have a gud pic den leave dat gud pic as ur pro pic, so long as u look decent. Having difficulties understanding this??? Take a look at this vid =D <3<3 <3

           Now the title of this post is called 'Topless pics'and well as we discussed before... girls can't have topless pics as their pro pics because, for better choice of words - it's INDECENT. But for some reason it is rather the norm for guys to be shirtless hence society would have it that it's ok for guys to be shirtless in their pro pics. But like always, I have my own opinions; now yes it's unfair that guys can be shirtless and girls can't but thats not a justifiable reason cause I'm sure a lot of creeps out there would like to see girls topless =S.  So just cause ur a guy doesn't mean u cud go putting up shirtless pics of urself as u please, there are a few ground rules to follow and in choosing a pic if ur discretion is poor - ignore it.

Here are the RULES guys:-

 1. DO NOT  put a shirtless pro pic of urself if u are SKINNY n for some strange reason u think u have a hott body, cause honey u don't. Just cause ur skinny doesn't mean u have abs, darling dats ur ribs we're seeing and trust me, cuz I say this wit all honesty, nobody and I mean NOBODY WANTS TO SEE UR CHICKEN CHEST!

2. DO NOT put a shirtless pro pic of urself if u are FAT. Oh my! like Oh my the horrors =S - What are u people thinking?!?!?! I kno fat ppl have esteem problems becuz I am fat but, like honestly how did u think that could possibly be attractive?? I have no further comments for this except a word of advice - GO remove that pic NOW!! I don't care if u have to put up a pic of Spongebob! Just go remove it now, thank u. Now sum of u guys mite be 'big boned'[ lolz so my fren describes it] and well it may make u look fat even if u aren't- and honey u are still burning my retinas, go change ur pro pic now plz. And for those guys who are going to the gym all the time n think that they should put up pics of their gradual monthly process with the burning of the fat, the toning of the muscles, darling, sugar, honey plz wait till u reach the sculpting of the muscles.

3. If you are fat, skinny or ripped- plz wax! If u think u are a male model n wish to put up these distasteful pro pics- come on at least be professional about ur imaginary never to happen career =P

4. You may feel free to put up shirtless pics of urself if u closely, n i mean very closely resemble Jake. lolz 

            Now having a gud body doesn't mean that u can go taking shirtless pics of urself whenever and wherever u like, it just means that half the world population won't be paying psychiatric bills. Yes, u have a 6 pack n u want to get all the girls, but in all seriousness male vanity pics are a major deal breaker - unless however u look like Jake n we find u too cute to be disgusted or disturbed by ur bold self interest. But if u are at an event and IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT U ARE SHIRTLESS,  eg. The beach, and there are cameras around feel free to pose for a few pics cuz it's acceptable in my eyes. And that goes for girls too, if u are at the beach n u have a rly gud SLIM figure and even if u are rly skinny it is ok to take pics of urself in a bikini. My full figured girls, go ahead as long as u feel comfortable in a bikini, u can wear one but if u are going to put one as ur pro pic, please use ur discretion and choose one where u look rly bess or else u will give ppl sumthing to talk about. BIKINI = BEACH/ POOL--> Girls, despite looking like a supermodel in ur bikini, it does not mean that u can pose randomly in ur house wit ur bikini on and take vanity pics in ur bathroom- it can somewhat make u come off as an ATTENTION WHORE. Wen u wear a bikini and there is no water around u- it's not cool. So there u have it my views so far on facebook pro pics, you may now feel free to go and change urs now lolz.