Monday, February 13, 2012

Embarrassing Moments [2]

        Whassap my lovers?!??! So it's what would be known as Valentine's eve, if we can call it that... So here I am being a loser, procrastinating doing my labs and I decided that I should make a v-day post. Now I haven't had much loving experiences that I can share with you all, however I have an abundance of embarrassing shit. So my embarrassing moment... not so v-day related, closest thing I have for now?....Let's see if I can remember this.

         So it was the summer of 2011, the air was dry, I wasn't in school and.... actually I think it  had rained a bit =S Ok seriously, my  cousin's wedding was fast approaching and well I wanted a saree for that event. So my mom, my aunt and I went SHOPPING [White Chicks hand movements*] !!! So we were looking and looking for a cheap but pretty saree and we went to two Indian expos and my mom can seriously shop! No lie, this woman does not get tired of shopping!  This was in Chaguanas by the way, so when I was getting dressed in the morning I was thinking 'Hmm... well I ain't gonna pick up anything there, it's Chaguanas! I ain't want no freaks watchin' meh up, I'll just put on that old top and this crappy jeans'. Seeing that I took like 3 minutes to get an outfit and put it on I had to wait like half an hour on my mom to get ready. So there I was in my room thinking 'Hmmm... I have some time..maybe I cud put on some make-up', and well that I did, but I had so much time that I got creative and tried to create a look... I had used  this eye shadow that's really hard to come off, you need to use make-up remover to correct mistakes and the pigmentation is really bright  and long lasting and well, if you're not a professional it's kinda hard to use at first [But now I know how to use it so all is good =)].
      I don't usually do this, I usually wear neutrals but I don't know what madness got into to me and I decided to match my eye-shadow to my top!!! DEAD* So I smeared blue on my eyes and then I used some white on the inner corners and then some black on the outside and it looked like a mass of grey on my face!! - and I ain't so light skinned. Now time was narrowing down and I didn't have time to fix this disaster unless I took it all off.... but I didn't wax in a while... so I  figured that this mess would distract people from the overgrown brows and stache - and we were going Chaguanas main road, home of the fashion criminals!! How could I ever feel out of place? [ lolz not to sound too mean =P]

          Well we were at our second expo, by the Divali Nagar and I mean things were going pretty normal so far, no strange looks, nothing! And well this mess served as a mask - so I felt. So we walked in and BOOM! I see this bess Indian!!! Taller than me, tanned complexion, fit body, nice hair straight black hair, beautiful face, strong jawline, great style.. pretty much the works lolz. Now the Indians from India who come to sell in the expo are usually old, so seeing this young guy was pretty impressive, but like I'm kind of blind; I can't see far [near sighted I believe]. And yea he was good looking but I didn't want to stare because that would be creepy, but the place wasn't so big so every time I turned I would see him right there in the distance and then I figured 'Hey, he's not gonna remember me when he goes back to India and well it's not like I'm going to see them again', so my care factor decreased a little.
         So blah blah, my mom was modelling some sarees for my aunt and I,  and the the woman who was selling it to us, had the most adorable baby ever! She was a cute  little fatty, with the sweetest smile and the most big beautiful blue-ish eyes, she was just too cute and she wanted to be my friend =D I'm not sure why, but I tend to get caught up in baby relationships a lot =S. So  I became her friend and we were 'playing'  and she was being naughty. She kept taking the racks and the plastic bags, so I was there being a good person picking up whatever she threw down... I don't know, I figured they would give me a discount for babysitting lolz lolz lolz [I'm kidding, I'm just that nice ok]. So Ms. cutie pie takes the hanger I just picked up from my hand and starts to baby run away from me towards the open door, so I'm just thinking ' Holy shit! Must get baby! Can't loose baby! Must catch baby before people see!', and with that I started running after her. I was running after a baby, so obviously my back was hunched low and I was probs looking retarded. Then I noticed that she was slowing down so I increased my speed to catch up to her. It all happened so fast, but cutie pie started pulling on someone's pants and when they stopped and looked down at her she gave them the hanger. I finally caught her and was ready to lift her up but then I looked up subconsciously [don't know why I did that] and I realised that it was Mr. Good looking and I just froze, keeping that retarded pose for a while ... and we had a moment =S. I froze out of stupidity within his presence and well I think he was in awe with the disaster on my face!!!- which was very visible to him, because we were that close, he probably saw the beautiful eyebrows and all. Or he was wondering if this was my child?? [idk] Then the baby's mommy came and took back the hanger and baby and things went back to normal. However I did notice that Mr. Good looking was leaving with his mother![ A female relative.. I really don't know ok] That could only mean one thing- that he's not from India... DEAD AGAIN*. So I was wrong about that, but I was right about never seeing them again. Hopefully if I do, they don't remember the whole incident and I'll be less of an eye soar lolz.

               So that's a little disaster scene, one of many from my life. Now you all know that life isn't so bad; whether you're single or in a relationship I'm sure tomorrow will have it's perks. People with Valentines please share chocolate, thats all I ask and very handsome fellow from the story..... next year ;)

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