Sunday, March 27, 2011

El Espanol de Google

      Ok, soo I'm taking a break from the dumb things guys do this weekend, n well I'm bringing you something a little different. Sometime during this week I recovered my long lost ability to speak Spanish- which is now nothing but a mere shadow of what it used to be. And I also discovered the amazing Google Translate- which I believe can be very inaccurate when it comes to translations. So today you get to see them both at work!! =D YAY!! 
      So a few lines from different songs have been chosen for me to translate into Spanish. Please note that I only learnt the very basics of Spanish in school and for the last two years I haven't done a word of Spanish because I was studying French. So after I translate that, we'll see what Google Translate said about what I said. Now let's see my brilliance at work! =P

1.Original line: Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you.
My Spanish: Todas las noches en mi dreamos , yo vu tu, yo tucho tu.
Google Translate: Every night in my dreamos, I vu you, me, your cartridge.

2.Original line: I can be your hero baby, I can take away the pain.
My Spanish: Yo ser te hero babe, yo quiero hace el duele muerte.
Google Translate: I be your hero babe, I want to make the painful death.

3.Original line: I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.
My Spanish: Me levante en la manana como P. Diddy.
Google Translate: I woke up in the morning as P. Diddy. <---- Most Accurate One lolz

4.Original line: You change your mind, like a girls changes clothes.
My Spanish: Tu change te cabeza, como las muchachas change las ropas.
Google Translate: Your head will change as the girls change clothes.

5.Original line: Black dress, with the tights underneath- she's got the breath of the last cigarette on her teeth.
My Spanish: Ropa negra, y les pantalones subo- ella tienes la boca de finito cigar pon ella dientes.
Google Translate: Black clothes and pants they go up, she got the mouth of finite cigar put her teeth.

6.Original line: So you dare tell me who to be, who died and made you king of anything?
My Spanish: Epa, tu dice a me que a ser, que muerte y hacer tu le rein de todos les tings.
Google Translate: Hey, you tell me who to be, that your death and make you queen of all them tings.

1 comment:

  1. Jajajajajaja eso es muy divertido hacer que el español no tiene ningún sentido