Saturday, March 19, 2011

Things Guys Do [2].

     Well guess what everybody?!?!!? It's that special time of the week when you all get to read how annoying guys can be =). So last week, we had a couple of pointers and well nobody disagreed.... so we'll just go with the hunch that I'm right. And well this week I doubt that I'll be wrong =P So let's continue this random list of things guys do.
Things Guys do:-
5. Guys have really weird hairstyles. 
Ok so I kno us girls have sum really weird do's and we can be really extreme with our hair but it's just because we have soo much and we like to experiment. But OMG! You guys have really limited hair and yet the things you all do with it! I had no idea a guy could style his hair in soo many ways..... back in my day guys, I don't even think guys used to comb their hair =S lolz, and it was only when I was like 8 or 9, guys started spiking up their hair- I remember my cousin used to finish a  bottle of gel in a week. Don't get me wrong, it's gud that you guys take interest in how you look.... but usually when one grooms themselves, it's supposed to be for the better! Guys, you have some flat out RIDICULOUS hairstyles!!!! So the main point you all should know is that girls like a guy with nice hair- that's probs why ppl like Bieber [it's the only reason I cud think of =S]. And since a lot of you guys don't have a good face or body to work wit, MAKE GOOD USE OF YOUR HAIR. So with those words in mind  like to point out the following;
I believe the faux hawk came out in Trinidad like 2 years ago or sumthing? Anyways it's still in style... well I hope so becuz nearly every guy in Trini has one, and you all THINK you look soo hottt! But truth in the matter is you all don't, some of you could pass but whoaaa the rest... YOU RENDER ME SPEECHLESS  AND THROW ME INTO A LAUGHING COMA!!!  
Like what is this -------------------------->
I'll tell you what that is! It's a MESS! Don't leave your house with your head looking like that plz.

So as if that wasn't bad enough, fellas like to go all out and add COLOR! And as if allyuh Indians weren't coolie enough, you just had to add RED AND BLONDE!! And you walk like you're so fly, but rly... u all jsut look like BIRDS!!!

THIS IS CALLED THE ROOSTER!! cock-a-doodle doo! =P Sry I couldn't find any pics of the Cockatoo to show you all =(.
I believe this is how a faux hawk should look:

Another infamous hairstyle is to attain the 'emo' look. So for some reason they have real depressed Trinis out there, and I don't mean to point it out but I will - most of them are Indians and well I'm wondering if they're not getting enough roti in their diet =S.Lolz well I guess they're scene emo, not cut urself emo [ even thought sum of them claim that they cut themselves]. So yea you all ever take a walk in Trincity Mall on a Saturday?? Well if you haven't, just go one day and take in the crowd, you'll swear something is wrong with today's youth. Anyways, enuff of my thoughts, the real deal here, is ur 'emo' hair! This my friends is what emo hairstyles should look like:
Note how well flat ironed their bangs are, look how healthy their hair looks. Note the lack of grease as well.
Now this is what you all look like:
Note how burnt his hair looks =S Note how ridiculous he looks after having seen the previous photo lolz. Wellz I'm sry folks but I have seen the 'real emo ppl' =P lolz.  I've seen the guys who spend more time straightening their hair than I do, I've seen them with their extensions and cool hair colors- in comparison my friends.... you all look  BLOODY RIDICULOUS. And for those of you ehem, 'emos' out there, plz don't color your hair so that it looks like this, plz I beg, PLZ DON'T DO THIS:- it's not as cool as it seems.

 I know Trinidad have real bad humidity and ting and that could tend to make ur hair frizz and what not, the solution is, DON'T DO IT! But I know allyuh can't resist, so I advise that you use product like, 'Advance Techniques; Frizz Control Lotus Shield' and not  products which make ur hair too greasy[ you would be able to know these products after having used them, not everything works for every body]. Plz avoid using gel, or for the most  TOO MUCH GEL, or else you would just look like this:
Note how his hair starts to clump together! YUCKY =S lolz, yes this does not come off as appealing, avoid using a lot of gel in ur hair at all times. When you apply a lot of gel, we can notice becuz the light reflects off ur head. It looks as if u rubbed two saheenas on your head =(  Look at the following picture, see how bad the guy on the right looks- thats how you look when u have too much gel in ur hair.
On the note of using gel, guys tend to slick their hair down in what we call the 'church boy'. Like yea.... who does the church boy these days??? Like it's cute on little boys, but seriously..... ur 19/20- TRY AND FIND SOMETHING THAT WORKS FOR YOU.
If you do the church boy, don't slick it down!!!! You can still manage to rock a side part with ungreasy hair which just gives a healthy shine.

And guys with longish hair, idk what to say about allyuh. some of allyuh is a mess, some of allyuh have better hair than me. But if you want to have long hair and not too sure what's a good look, consider this;

6. Guys use girls.
 So guys use girls and well that's not nice. When a guy uses a girl, there's usually another girl involved- it's either to make a girl jealous, such as a previous girlfriend or it could be to get to know another girl better, this girl is usually best friends with the girl they're using. Or maybe it could be becuz the girl has cool stuff, idk like maybe a cool car or sumthing like that, which guys like. Mainly guys use girls to give themselves ranks! And so  I humbly ask all you guys out there to stop using girls, plz. It's hurtful, very hurtful. Don't go around dating girls just so that ur friends will think ur cool- date sumbody that u actually like and intend for ur relationship to last more than 6 weeks.I know that it's easier to talk to an ugly girl than it is to talk to a pretty girl- but that doesn't mean that you should befriend someone to get to their friend. Now befriending ppl isn't wrong, but it is wrong when you befriend a girl who you would normally be caught dead talking to ,just to get to know her friend. Honestly, just grow a pair and go talk to the girl herself, DON'T USE HER FRIEND AS  A PAWN. Don't use a girl to get ur ex jealous becuz to make a girl think that you like her is just really cruel, if you are going to use her - honestly just tell her. Befriend her and let her know that you still have feelings for ur ex and that u wud like to know if she wud help u get her back. Honestly I think any girl would be willing to help you if they understand ur situation, so make them understand.  Making her fall in 'love' wit u, just to break her heart a few days later is uncool.Don't use girls for their possessions or else they will DROP KICK YOU. So basically if u have girls as ur friends, it's ok they'll help you and what not; but don't go around  talking to girls conveniently, preying on their feelings because you will regret it in due time.

7. Guys only talk to 'pretty' girls.
Guys have a tendency to only talk to you, when you're pretty. So let's say that a girl goes to extra classes, we shall call her Radica [lolz] and she dresses bummy- meaning that she's wearing slack jeans/ loose t-shirt/ messy hair/ no make up. It is pretty much safe to say that guys there WON'T RUSH to talk to her, becuz even though Radica looks like 'crap' =P, there will always be a girl there who takes the time to comb her hair and what not to look bess, so let's call her Pussungi [ lolz x2]. And from keen observations I can tell you that guys will flock around Pussungi and not even notice that Radica is there, the most she'll probably get is a 'Hi'. But later that day, Radica and Pussungi end up at a social gathering and Squeaks  from extra classes is there. Well as you probably figured- Squeaks ignored Radica all day today, but that evening after talking to Pussungi, he walks Radica's way for a lil one on one convo!! Why?? Well one could only assume it's because Radica is now looking BESS. Yes, guys you are soooo guilty of this! Guys make it their business to talk to a girl when she's looking hott and they want everybody to see them talking to  this HOTT girl and this therefore carries us back to #6- Guys use girls. Listen fellas, I'm sure you know girls like Radica and well the whole Cinderella story[ prince noticing her for the 1st time @ the ball scene] not gonna work for u becuz I'm very sure u have this girl on facebook and I'm sure u have looked through her pics already. Here's what, I know you guys are really shallow, so after having looked through her pics you should know by now if she looks good wen she dresses up or if they have no hope fuh she at all [ everybody has different tastes]. So she look rel nice in that pic @ she tanty wedding, niceee. Now all you have to do is talk to her all the time whether she's dressed up or not if u still want to have a chance with her. I always say: IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME AT MY WORST THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST. I think it's true. If a guy thinks I'm disgusting when I look like crap, den he doesn't deserve to be in my presence when I look my best. So guys appreciate girls at all times and if her looks are that important to you then I don't think you're ready to be in a relationship or even be out here looking for one, becuz what's on the inside matters most - just keep window shopping mutely ... wat else could I say??

8. Guys are players.
Guys are players, and the line ' Don't hate the player, hate the game' is completely out of bounds when making excuses for your behavior. It's not a game, if girls wanted to play a friggin' game they'd be watching GSN!!!  IT'S CALLED A RELATIONSHIP NOT A GAME! Girls mature faster and tend to want a steady relationship, it doesn't have to be really serious- she just wants to know that at the end of the day, she's the only girl you rly like and to hear you say how lucky you are to have her =) Guys on the other hand tend to chase more than 1 girl at any one time. Why??? Guys answer me this- Why be a player??? Ok so you're sweet talking every girls you see... why? Do you think that if you have 5 girls, there's a greater possibility of one of those 5 liking you whereas wit 1 girl, the possibility is slimmer?? Well wrong! So out of those five girls, the one who actually likes you will be the one who's looking at you all the time cuz blah blah blah she thinks ur cute and can't keep her eyes off you- Do you think dat with her secretly stealing glances at you that she won't see you talking to 4 other girls?? She most likely will and then she'll think that you like dem and not her- CHANCES RUINED. Do you think its makes you a  BAD BOY?? No, it makes you a BOTTOM!!  Is it that you have no respect for women?? It must be that, becuz seriously, having 5 relationships simultaneously? You know that only 1 could last forever, so why break 5 hearts? Do you want to be lonely forever? Don't believe in love?HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MONOGAMY ?? If your reasons are to deal with the last 3 points, plz go to church/temple/mosque from now on- You need God =S. Anyways nobody wants a player, it's either ur in or ur out- you can't stand in the bloody door way. But most of you guys aren't players in the sense that u have 5 girls, it's more in the sense that u are chasing 5 girls at the same time. Darlings, if you put all that energy you spend chasing 5 girls into chasing 1 girl, you might actually have a girlfriend. So please re-assess ur life, and get ur act together.

     Wow ok, so this is really long!! =S =O I tried to cover all the ridiculous hairstyles, but I don't think I did becuz u guys have soo many!! =S. Well that's it for this week's list of annoying/confusing/ gay things that guys do =). So yes, girls if you know guys who do these things, feel free to tell them about this post [ subtly post it on their wall with a 'YOU HAVE TO READ THIS' =P lolz]  and guys plz take note, I'm only trying to help =) lolz. Go try n fix ur hair now.

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